Just some writin'

later when this thread becomes a sensation, it would be a pain to locate all the writings from the haystack of comments. just saying~

 

I hate reading...but I read this one O.O

 

There was a pungent odor, my friend Pedro probably ate burritos again. Lunagent Mountain, where souls of the constipated rise to move onto the next life. After cleaving through ten pizza boxes and taco-bobbies I was finally at my peak, mouth still thirsty for more mountain dew. I guess I was not at the right place. The 7-eleven accross the street is just a place filled with ruination and vomit covered the filthy floor. At least the smell of fart was gone. Walking in, I see this figure. It looks... It looks familiar. Was this the figure of fat man Bob, the pudgy blobness from the next block? This white figure looked at me, its eyes almost staring into my soul. I couldn't anticipate what happened next. One second it was big and adoorable, next its this giant beast vote-for-trump clothing was at my front. A dragon of that yellow-wig T-shirt now faced me, the essence of chupacabras, spicy star anis and soft tacos flooding from its body. Could this be the spawn of all the McBonalds I saw earlier? Big-Mac, those Dogs, Double Cheeseburgers... Did fastfood chains do it to Bob? It didn't matter now, I couldn't run if I wanted to at this point. The beast rushed me, its sweat and saliva leaking from every pore in its body. Fries riddled the field, obviously the Beast is planning to eat me. I could feel it, I was letting it munch on more fries to buy some time for me to escape. Every munch, every tornado-gatorade, every magical coca-cola; it was just part of its masochistic and sadistic desires for more food. I couldn't keep going, not like this... My head was throbbing, I couldn't move anymore from the aching pain i feel from this miserable beast. I could see it as if it were in slow motion, one final blow. Its bigass arms ripped through me and I could see my life flash before me. From helping Pedro and Miguel to fight the Boss Burgers to helping the Internet-Cable guy with my sattelite tv installment, to defeating Mario Brothers 2 and saving the princess from Bowser only to find out that the princess is in another castle. Was this it? Was this the end? All I could remember was seeing the Beast get shot off the 7-eleven counter because he wanted to refill more soda and a bright light consuming me...

To Be Continued...
*edited for some minor typos, read again

 

Oh god I'm already getting parodied

 

what are you talking about.. this my original writing

 

Plagiarized and vandalized. ^_^

 

You mean artistically modified

 

Artistically satirized. ^_^