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Kimesato, a wife, a mother, a daughter

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cryous, Nov 8, 2015.

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  1. Cryous

    Cryous Well-Known Member

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    I consider myself to be a bit of an expert in the field of Kimeology. You see, Kime wasn't always a raffy. He was once a lovely little girl, born in the quaint island known as "Dawn Island". Here she was abandoned by her birth parents and raised by a family of stray cats. Despite all the inconveniences, she grew up, relatively normal.

    She set off on a journey across the ocean on a little boat to become the best damn sailor she could be. Along the way she met some really cool people, a janitor who could clean with three brooms at a time, a dude who could literally lie out of his ass and a chick with pretty good GPS on her phone.

    They had a crap ton of adventures, encountering all kinds of unsavory fellows. One was even a clown! And you see this is when Kime had her breakdown. Her birth parents were both clowns. Seeing this clown triggered something deep within Kime. Something she had been holding back a long time. She wanted to be a man!

    So she abandoned her sailor crew, moved to South America and had a sex change OP. She's been an waffle to this day.

    So next time you see yourself being terrorized by Kime, know that deep down, on the inside, he's a sweet little girl that goes "nyaaaa~" in his sleep.



    P. S. Ily bro <3
     
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  2. Alycia

    Alycia What did I miss? Elite Member

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    Lol is the guy with three brooms a relative of Roronoa Zoro?
     
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  3. toothpick

    toothpick Well-Known Member

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    RIP TOOTHPICK /dies out laughing
     
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  4. Hanagumi

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    My knowledge of -logy has just grown!
     
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  5. Kimesato

    Kimesato Elite Member Elite Member

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    Cry, Im so gonna beat the fk out of you one of this days xDDDD

    P. S. Ilu too XD
     
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  6. Cryous

    Cryous Well-Known Member

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    idk what you're talking about. This is obviously a real life tale that has nothing to do with one piece.
     
    Cryous, Nov 8, 2015
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  7. toothpick

    toothpick Well-Known Member

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    Dude im loving the raffys and waffles hahahahahhahaha gotta make some of 'em someday. SOMEDAY. HAIL QUEEN KIME! iI will be forever indebted to you for this information, sir!
     
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  8. Alycia

    Alycia What did I miss? Elite Member

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    Haha,of course.
    What IS One Piece?
    What is that One Piece a piece to?
     
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  9. Niflheimr

    Niflheimr Well-Known Member

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    This my favorite movie.
     
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  10. Hanagumi

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    So that profile pic is fake then? @Kimesato, God you have me fooled the whole time!
     
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  11. toothpick

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    I bet theres a movie, book, bio and articles for this peymut (famous) queen? xD
     
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  12. Alycia

    Alycia What did I miss? Elite Member

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    Wait...a family of stray cats...
    NO WAY...
    I'm his(?) sister?
     
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  13. Kimesato

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    Yea mate, I am a gorgeous Tranny, sorry to disapoint you.
    Looks like it.... sorry, all your dream went to the faucet. It would be called incest if we continue this...
     
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    my precious brain is unable to process the encrypted massage behind this.
    I need a masseur.
    I'll report you kime, because now, me and @Hashiro have the proof.
    and there is nothing you can do Queen Kime's worshippers.
    muhahaha
     
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    10849988_584629021680530_6672745304078253811_n.jpg
     
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  16. Cryous

    Cryous Well-Known Member

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    Kime has transcended genders. You can call him both. He's everyone's brother and sister.
     
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  17. Hanagumi

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    I have you take responsibility by giving me all of ur spinas XD and I mean right now! XD oh, and, ur title as the God of Bow xD
     
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    kill thee traitors! Queen Kime worshippers will orever be raffys and waffles! At yeah service yer majesty!
     
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  19. Ianjuro

    Ianjuro R>AVALANCHE Epic Member

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    Funny
     
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  20. kariin

    kariin Patience is a Virtue Staff Member MODERATOR Super Likable Elite Member Wiki Contributor Epic Member

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    ahahahahahahaha. do write more!
     
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