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I am a genie, I will grant you three wishes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Komibii, Dec 26, 2019.

  1. Lucifere

    Lucifere Angel of Rebellion Elite Member

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    That already exist its called Detective Conan:stonelightning:
     
  2. Lucifere

    Lucifere Angel of Rebellion Elite Member

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    He is omnipotent so he should be able to find a way to be omniscient :stonelightning:
     
  3. I robot

    I robot Elite Member Elite Member

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    I'll just take one wish
    the ability to grant anybody's wishes, including my own
     
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  4. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    But you get intense diarrhea every time you grant a wish for half a day and no wish and medicine can cure it. You can only wish that you will not get severely dehydrated to prevent yourself from dying, but that extends your already existing diarrhea for another half a day so you can only endure.
     
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  5. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Granted.
    You write a comedic internet post that says granted but does actually grant any wishes
     
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  6. I robot

    I robot Elite Member Elite Member

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    well, then I can't grant my own wish to remove that limitation, so I didn't get my wish.
    deal, i'll take it
     
  7. BoHammer

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    I just want to get out of poverty, I just don't want to suck irl. If you could add having 3 meals a day it would be much appreciated.
     
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    Akali097 Well-Known Member

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    1. A gaming laptop.
    2. A job that doesn't involve dealing with people… much.
    3. For the internet to never lag ever again.
     
  9. helios69

    helios69 Active Member

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    1.Delete Toram
    2.Delete Toram
    3.Delete Toram

    for everyone
     
  10. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    Bad genie is back. You get a decent job but you'll be a bachelor dog forever and no time for games until you retire.

    You get a broken gaming laptop, become a farmer in an unknown land, and removing internet out of existence. NO INTERNET= NO LAG
     
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  12. Monza (Back from ded)

    Monza (Back from ded) Well-Known Member

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    One wish: Purge evilish genie like her
     
  13. UfuLamb

    UfuLamb Well-Known Member

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    I wish for bad genie to become a good genie
     
  14. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    *Turns you into a genie*
    *Purges you*

    Granted. I'll now think of the bad stuff as the good stuff and continue doing them. To you I'll still be bad, but to me I'll be the good one. It's an absolute win.

    Speaking of which, the original genie of this thread has gone AWOL :eek: @Komibii I summon thee
     
  15. UfuLamb

    UfuLamb Well-Known Member

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    Oh goodie! Turn me "good" too!

    Then we will start world domination, gwehehehe!!
    ↜(۳`∇´)۳
     
  16. Monza (Back from ded)

    Monza (Back from ded) Well-Known Member

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    *Reversing an wish by snapping stones*
    Lol.
     
  17. Lucifere

    Lucifere Angel of Rebellion Elite Member

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    Genie did it but it became a paradox where if genie dissappear he can't grant your wish so he would be back.
     
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    Wish 1: For you, the Genie itself, to wish for something
    Wish 2: To make the earth pregnant
    Wish 3: To make SuzukiP pregnant
     
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    2-prevents the pvp from reaching toram(sorry google translator)


    3-mega llama xtall....

    4-to decide
     
  20. A1dren

    A1dren Well-Known Member

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    1. a normal happy life
    2. 3D girl
    3. grant these wishes of mine pls
     

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