☆Yayyyyy Storytime! (人◕ω◕)☆

Wassup Toram peeps! o3o

I thought I'd make a fun thread about silly stories or memories everyone has! They can be from Toram or from real life, I would love to hear them! XD So let's have storytime! I'll start!

First from RL we have... The Pickle Story:
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I was out having lunch with family the other day and we were talking, when my kid relative started eating their sandwich pickle weird. They were eating only the middle and leaving the outside. I was about to ask about it when my mom looked at me and said oh... Do you remember what pickle means in German? I immediately had a flashback back to when I was 6 years old. My brother and his friend were over and we were eating. We opened a jar of pickles and had some. As we were eating my mom comes in and says, Oh! You guys are eating pimples? The three of us looked shocked at each other and were like, What? These are pickles... She said, Yeah! Pimples! You guys are eating pimples! We were just like ... Then she said, Pickles are pimples! Something like, They're made out of pimples!
So my brother, his friend, and myself ran to the nearest trash cans. And I threw up. The End :V

XD I asked her not to tell our lil relative the story or meaning of pickle in German while we were all having lunch.
Pickel is the German translation of Pimple in English.

Now for a Toram story: My name is what?
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So this happened a while back. Someone whispered me and said, That's hilarious! I was confused and replied, Huh? They replied, Your name! That's a great joke name. I was like ...?
...
So apparently to them, where they are from one of my character's names meant... Ahem. As Top Gear would say, "Lady Garden". They thought I intentionally named my character after lady biz. :V Awkward. The End

XD So those are my stories for today! Lemme hear yours! ♡

 

So this happened 5 hours ago i guess.
Someone whispered me out of nowhere.
She said : spina.....
And i was like double u t f. And i replied with : ???
And she said : may i have some spina ?
Then i pressed block chat and simply go to venena place.
End

 

yesterday i was fighting minotaut ultimate with 2 random guys.
it was hard to find parties, because 90% of the players there were chinese but there was no chat at all. probably they are all bots.

so i had this lv72 bow guy and a lv120 staff guy in my party and i used my lv100 MD char. i was prepared to hear some insults for bringing a MD to a boss fight, but they both didn't talk.
so i started the battle, everything went well, full break, everyone gets a rank. the bow guy and the staff guy were competing for the attacker rank, but the staff guy got it most of the time, which was to be expected because of his high level and the bow guy often got tumbled while sniping.

then i changed my attack pattern and snatched the attacker rank from the staff guy. the next round he didn't bother breaking and spammed storm like crazy to get it back. i didn't care, since i could break both parts alone with this char.
aggro switched a lot between the sniper guy and the storm spam guy, so minotaur moved a lot and hitting with the slow storm got difficult. so i used my cheap wall storm combo with double effective range. it wasn't as strong a smited 150% storm, but i got a lot more hits in. with this i snatched the attacker rank from the staff guy again.

it was close, but since the other 2 always did the same things i could effectively predict mino's movements and adjusted my attack patterns accordingly. with this i continued to score the attacker rank 3 more times in a row. not just by a close margin because i got lucky, but by a noticable difference in points.
then the staff guy left the party and searched for another one.

 

here's another story:
when i'm bored i summon a hot looking mercenary to make some yaoi screenshots.

 

Same hahaha

 

So, I did Venena nightmare a while ago. My party consists of 1h, a mage, a cf and myself, a 2h wielder. As I saw that the 1h got a shield on him, I assumed that he was either a 1h knight or a tank.

Round 1, nobody actually go mid which means that the secondary party doesn't have a tank, and the 1h shield in my party died early in the battle so I guess he wasn't a tank. The next round I switched to my tank and then I found out the guy, the 1h shield stays with me when the Venena is in locked state with me. I was like, "dude go to pillar and help the others", and he said "I'm a tank" .

I turned off the skill effect for others so I can't exactly tell the skills they're using, and he wasn't using Guardian at all, and I also don't wanna be the guy that asks "You tank?" to 1h shield players. The next round I switched back to 2h and let him tank.

He died again early in the battle

 

Today I made my last cup of chocolate milk until I can get more and was really looking forward to it while I have a smoke but when I take it outside and sit down I go to take a sip and there's a big wasp floating in it. Thank God I didn't take a big gulp that would've sucked to have a mouthful of wasp

 

Last night I was eating pomelo while playing in my room. I switched the lights off so it won't wake up my wife and son. Then i felt something in my face. Then something crawling in my hands. So I went to the restroom to check. To my surprise, the pomelo i was eating was infested with worms. And one is clinging on my lower lip. I didn't notice because it was dark and I don't want to know how many worms i ate. I have already finished half of the fruit

 

Double post