2h tank?

Spoiler: Colon Story

One day when i was going out with my friends , we were taking a stroll at somewhere outside of town , the area is filled with buildings being constructed. My friends and I decided that were gonna play hide and seek and I was the one supposed to look for them and so I was counting to 10 , "1..2..3..4..5..6..7..." then i heard a distant screaming. All my friends who were hiding suddenly went out of their hiding place and all of us rushed to the place where the scream came from .."S..SOMEBODY H..HELP N..NOO.NOOOOO" *sounds of bones and flesh breaking* all of us were unable to comprehend what we were seeing , colon bigger than what we've ever seen before is now holding a lump of meat on his hands, but as we look at that lump of meat we recognized that it was our friend due to the hair accessory seen hanging on the hairy part of it. All of us were unable to move 1-2-3-4-5 seconds had passed then suddenly someone screamed , and the huge colon suddenly looked at us , and everyone was frozen on their feet ,some forming a puddle on where they are standing, and all of a sudden the colon roared. Everyone falls into a state of panick and immediately ran towards the town and as we were running , I can hear distant screaming coming from behind and similar sounds to flesh breaking apart , I couldn't look behind me .. No I mustn't look and we were desperately trying to reach the gate that leads inside the town. When we reached the inside of the gates , the guards ,who were shocked to receive us screaming outside the gate, is now going to report the incident with higher authorities, fears are seen on the eyes of my friends , out of 10 children only 6 had manage to get back. After a few days I heard they formed a squad, composed of high level individuals, to subjugate that beast but I heard no one from the squad returned, and then from that day on, area under contruction outside of town is now officially sealed and trespassing there is severly punishable by death.

 

Too much beer?