Love Guru has returned..

..& just in time for the holidays. <333

I've been gone for soo longg I missed all the ships for 2017. Buuuut, in honor of 4th of July celebrations coming up, I'm curious..

1. If you could run through a field late night with anyone on forums, dancing around with sparklers in each hand... who would it be with?
2. If you could shoot a Roman Candle at someone, who would you shoot?
3. If you could build a giant firecracker rocket that sent someone to the Moon, who would you send and who would you build the rocket with?

Stay corrupted,
xoxo, Amei


Notice: dis is just for fun

 

1. @Mrjmp15 ..prob end up accidentally lighting the whole freaking field on fire and go to jail..

2. @Kahner (you would most likely survive anyway so you good)

3. Send myself to see if I could conquer the moon, only person I trust builing a ghetto rocket is @NUT2Fast --he's a real scientist. *^*

 

The love guru @Ameilla has returned everyone can stop fapping and find their soul mates now .

 

Ironically, all I do is ruin lives.

 

And now you can be the reason why player across all toram channels can stop fapping to themselves and fap to crystal armor users congrats love guru

 

1. @Touiro and @Firera.

2. I would fire 8 at @Touiro and she knows exactly why I chose the number 8. =P

3. I would build it with @Firera and @Touiro and send @mayam and @SirEgg to the planet of their kind. Their kind being nerdy autistic weeaboos. =P

 

I still think lite ooze the worst--power ranger pole dancer.

 

And yes, I missed seeing your exquisite face you cutie.

 

wut? will this thread be another break up prolog story?

 

Lol that thong tha thong thong thong rotfl

 

Great, it shall be easy taking over the Moon if its just filled with nerdy autistic weeaboos.

 

Baaaaaabee, i miss your bubble butt soo muchh

 

Holy fist them J.

 

It could be ours if das whuutchuuwaaant ewe

 

You just got back now you already finding bubble buts in the threads the love guru really is back

 

Just make sure to add yourself into the equation so we can have beautiful offspring running around.

 

Dont expose me. Stahp.

 

Just make sure u tag along when u send themm

 

I'm only average sized-
Or at least I think I am-
I believe you're the bubble butt here. =P

 

Only for you, baby.