Leeching 101

Introduction:
Leeching. What exactly is leeching? How do you do it? When should you do it? Why do you do it? All of your useless, yet intriguing questions will be answered in this USELESS thread. Who else would you rely on aside from me, Tasty, the legendary leecher.

What is Leeching?
If you've read my "Forum Sections Explained" thread (which I violated right now), you probably met my friend, Dictionary.com. He is here again, giving us a definition for leeching.

Dictionary.com: Leeching -
a person who clings to another for personal gain, especially without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite.

Thanks for the definition, Dictionary.com. So basically, a person who is leeching is a useless piece of *censored* which is called a Parasite. You suck the life out of people. Happy?

How do you become a Parasite?
At long last, you're about to become a parasite. To become a parasite, you must offer your soul to me and be one with the parasite. I'll give you 3 steps how to become like me, the legendary leecher:

1. Type "LFP Mage" in Shout. That's basically it.
2. Once you got a party, stand still and type "Brb" or "AFK."
3. You get kicked. Repeat steps 1 and 2.

There you have it. If you've done these 3 steps, CONGRATULATIONS!! You are a now a Parasite *shakes hand*.

When should you use your Leeching Skills?
This is a rather good question. On one hand if you do it a lot, you leech more. On the other hand, it will damage your reputation. So when? The answer is, ALWAYS. Let the people know you are the ultimate leecher, like me (nobody knows yet). Do it twice a day or more. That is a requirement. You have to do it often so that you level up your leeching skills.

Why would you leech?
Every person in Toram would and have farmed for items and MOOOREE items. So there's always a person out there that wants to do nothing but get everything. That is your role and my role. Think about it. Without leechers, would Toram still be fun? I thought so. Some people don't even care if you leech exp, items, or what-not. So get out there and show them who the boss of leeching is.

Conclusion:
This guide is just a troll BUT it's been bothering me seeing leechers. I admit I do leech sometimes (and atm cuz i need exp). But the question is, Does leeching make you a better player? Does leeching make the game 10x better? Is it worth a shot? The answer is a big, NO. (<-- that big). I don't even know why people leech. There's a type of leecher that pretends to be a mage just to be in a mage party, which is really annoying. All they do is equip a staff/magic device then say the magic word "LFP Mage."

So help us, the Bureu of Anti-Leeching Development, or B.A.L.D. for short, are trying to clear out all leechers out there. Donate to our site, bald.anti-leeching.com. Help is on the way.

Thanks for reading.

Sincerely,
Tasty
B.A.L.D. CEO

 

I'm deeply sorry but this is one of the most organised threads out there, that provides the best steps and how to do it with a quick and simple 1, 2, and 3.
Best thread of the century

 

From the name I thought taka made this thread...

 

Wahaha nice one dude, it would more funny if you add more tricks about leeching, pointing maps or places picture where can a person leech well XD XD XD i hate leechers... but if someone ask me to let leech, ill think of it,if that player is below 25...then its ok to leech,ill cheer for him, but a lvl25 up is way fuckin NO... kick or quit.

 

and I'm the Parasite Eve: Aya Brea.

 

pro leecher here

 

some people might not know this but if u do then thats great

easy thing to do to prevent this:
settings > graphics > showing other players
This will stop showing people who are friends, guild mates or other players. Like this u can easily spot the people in your party and see whoever is leeching even in a crowded area

 

Leeching is fun and fun to help a person lvl. Nice thread

 

When reading this I thought about parasyte the maxim. Thanks for getting this in my head now hahaha. I little cheat for Lvling is this: ( This only works best with a party that uses magic wall for farming at has to be atleast lvl 20. Best for Alchs or BS's

1.) Shout Lfp Mage
2.) they invite you and you use magic wall
3.) since your magic wall is weak it won't do much but othe players who use magic wall would be able to kill em
4.) Make sure the skill magic wall is a Alch or Bs. You will then have one good cheat up your sleeve.

* Claps * Nice thread though. Never thought of a idea like this XD

 

I wish I had the screenshot of the person who was in my farming party today. They said something about having to do something in real life and I said "Cool, pm me when you get back." I kicked them from the party and about a half hour later I finally got the pm, but I didn't re-invite.
I don't take any chances with leechers.

 

He should have been disconnected from the game if you was away for 30 mins. How did he find you? Or where you just easy to spot?

 

You should kick at the 10 minute mark at the very latest. If they really had to do something they could drop and rejoin later anyway.

 

It was the flower nectar Kiji spot. Slow rate of players seeking a party let alone having a conversation. Not much filling the chat box so I would assume he went through the chat history. Who clicks and adds people in person? Lol. I always have others on off in my settings.

 

Became a pro leecher while listening to EDM.
Best guide. Tenouttaten.

I knew your profile pic was familiar! Geez, my brain's slow -_-'

 

i shouted "lfm mage storm md long run"
someone shouted back "lfp mage storm md"
i invite him to the party.
1. he only use storm every 1-2 minutes
2. "discarding" everytime after he used storm.
3. "going to sell something for a while" every 10 minutes.
4. i kicked him for not responding when i asked why he's not using skills and stand still. (already waiting for his response for 2 minutes)

and then he shouted "lol, what an arrogant players, i'm just discarding".

 

Or what about this... Not attacking... Just dying occasionally and saying "I'm lagging." Etc... Fun.*kick*