Zohard's Church Service [CLOSED]

Greetings, Straye!


I, Zohard, a sworn minister under the 12 Gods of Toram, hereby open my Holy Church to those who seek blessings from above and beyond. ​

Services

Weddings
If you and your loved one are willing to take your virtual relationship to the next level, then a virtual church wedding is a must! The Holy Church boasts a 36-seating capacity (excluding the priest and the spouses) and can be extended up to 42 seats so you can invite the whole guild to witness your oaths born from love. We have multiple packages to choose from, so just pick one and pay in advance:

Package W1 - 150k
Place Only
Package W2 - 200k
Place + Priest
Package W3 - 300k
PW2 + 2 Altar Boys/Girls
Package W4 - 500k
PW3 + Additional Guests for audience padding

Funerals (For Quitting Players)
So you want to quit the game and leave a beautiful memory to your in-game friends? Well, what else there is to do for the coming death of your account but to have your own funeral in-game! Lie down on a comfortable make-believe coffin-bed as your friends mourn your virtual passing. Crying ladies/boys are also available when requested.

Price: 150k
Additional 50k per Crying Lady/Boy

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Church Rules
As the church must preserve its holiness and as not to offend the gods, no weapons (or subweapons) are allowed inside. Please take your weapons off and warn your guests. If any person (whether any of the spouses or the guests) insists on wearing their weapons even upon multiple warnings, the event will be cancelled and there will be no refunds. If you want to bypass this rule, however, you must pay me additional 100k and I will turn a blind eye on this.


How to Avail
So you're interested, huh? Simply reply here on this thread to reserve a date, then pay me 50% of the total service amount at least 3 days in advance. Once you have reserved an event, there will be no refunds whether the event came through or not (unless if I am unable to provide my service upon the agreed time, then I'll return 110% of your deposit).

During the event, I will join your guild temporarily so everyone can come to my church. If you do not have a guild, I will charge another <amount undisclosed> to create a temporary guild and to invite all your friends.

Bonus: Free 3Lock Service to Wedding and Funeral clients

If you have questions, don't be shy to send me a message That's all. Thank you.


Sincerely,
Zohard
Self-Proclaimed Minister of Toram Online

 

Wow

 

Sample picture of church pls or a video

 

Hmmm.. is the picture not loading? Video has been added, btw.

Anyway, thanks for taking interest in my services. If you have any ideas on what other events I can add, feel free to suggest it.

 

I would love to remake our wedding ceremony here. IGN: Xellos

 

I'm thinking of stuff like these too, but I have to earn back my initial investment first before I spend further. The iron window, bonfire and antique stand light would really fit. Ekekekek.

 

Really nice to have wedding event in this house.

 

Hi Xellos,

Thank you for taking interest! I would be honored to host the remake of your wedding. Would you rent only the place or some additional stuff as well? If I will be the priest, I need to know the depth of role playing (i.e, moderate, heavy or none) and the tone of the ceremony (formal, comical or casual).

Thanks again!

 

I will discuss this again and let you know later. Thank you ^^.

Yes ofc you are invited. Make sure to bring lucky money for the bride & groom.

 

I'll take the funeral package >_>

 

Hi,

Thank you taking interest in my services. Are you quitting? The funeral is not exclusive to quitting players, so you're good whether you quit or not. What's important is that I get paid. lmao. So when would you like your funeral to take place?

 

Oh my... I lost a funeral client only to get two funerals? I love it! Hahaha! I kid, but that sounds lovely. I hope to hear from you soon. <3

 

Update: added free 3Lock Service.

 

Church Closed!

Sadly, the only event I will host is my own funeral. Kek.
Yeah, I'm gonna quit.
ASOBIMO devs are lazy bums who don't want to resolve disputes. That and the game is boring as fart at high levels.

Rant over. Game over.

 

What happen :'?