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I am a genie, I will grant you three wishes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Komibii, Dec 26, 2019.

  1. Odin

    Odin O.o hello? Anyone there? Elite Member

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    Orn dawg hahah
     
  2. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    Turns the genie into a big fat old man.
    Thick hips, check.
    Great boobies & booty, check.
    Yorokobe shounen
     
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  3. Mass (Boatman)

    Mass (Boatman) Well-Known Member

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    Wish 1. Add Suzuki to the game.
    Wish 2. Make him do T-pose right in the middle of Hora/Sofya City/ El Scaro .
    Wish 3 - Nightmare Wish . Once you approach him, he will follow you to the rest of game while his T-pose was on all the time (no running/other animations, T-pose only).
     
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  4. Eltiojoe

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    1-pelulu & venena dakimakura....
     
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  5. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Wait why Pelulu and Venena, theyre loli-
    Aight I'm calling the FBI
     
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  6. Lucifere

    Lucifere Angel of Rebellion Elite Member

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    But that's not a waifu that's a hubby lol
     
  7. Komibii

    Komibii [TITLE] Elite Member

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    You get me pregnant and are legally obligated to raise your children with me <3
    I try to grant your wish but the CIA finds out that if Toram were to never have existed, you would have gone on to live a happy and productive life, and they can't allow that to happen. They send an assassin after me and I am killed.
    Wish granted.
    Pelulu and Venena team up do do a combo attack. Pelulu smashes you with her hammer while Venena fires her laser and you are burnt to a crisp. You thank them for the time and they leave.
     
  8. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Shit
     
  9. -Kazuki-

    -Kazuki- Well-Known Member

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    Bring back my dad???
     
  10. Kaejuda

    Kaejuda Well-Known Member

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    my only wish is having the power of omnipotent.

    so i can thanos snap suzuki p. and all mosquitoes that sucks blood out of the face of the earth.
     
  11. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    Your dad is immortal and is always with you, as long as you remember him. Meanwhile the genie can be your new dad.

    But you lose something. At what cost? Everything.
     
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  12. Yunan

    Yunan Not Enough Salt Elite Member

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    1)i want to go back to the past as a kid
    2)retain my memories
    3)be a bit taller
     
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  13. Amaymon

    Amaymon Well-Known Member

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    I'll be honest with you here man, retaining your memories could change your kid self for either best or worst. At best, I'd recommend retaining the knowledge you came across as well as some characteristics you developed over the years to make yourself better. Sometimes, forgetting is better.

    Wait, that's very out of character for the bad genie. I'm letting you retain memories especially shitty experiences if you have so your young self feels shitty too.
     
  14. Mass (Boatman)

    Mass (Boatman) Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for being selfish and greedy but these are my another 3 wishes.
    1. Have an ability to rewind time for every mistake I've done.
    2. Cure my angry personality.
    3. Wish you all have luck/wealth next year.
     
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  15. Yunan

    Yunan Not Enough Salt Elite Member

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    Maybe not simple memories but I want to be fully aware that I go back to the past. It'd be like having an adult mind in a child body.

    I'll skip some grades so I could be independent earlier.

    I'd pick up the hints from girls since I was an aloof and oblivious kid when I was younger.

    I'd tell my mother to take care of her health.

    I want to be a bit taller so I could dunk a basketball.
     
  16. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Granted
    Because you're a kid, you regain lack of judgement and hormonal inbalances that basically nullify wish #2
    As for the third wish, people are asking how you're 6'2" and 13 years old, causing a worldwide panic on the effects of hormones in food, leading to a shift in food culture. People can only have rice and tomatoes with non-gmo fish prepared the same way every day. Not you though, you're being tested on
     
  17. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Granted
    1. You rewind time but the future is set in stone. Can't change the inevitable son
    2. Your anger is cured but whatever made you angry makes you now cry uncontrollably
    3. Everyone gets rich causing the amount of that nations currency to go down dramatically. Since everyone gained, there was no economic collapse but no one is rich
     
  18. Isra

    Isra Cock and Ball Torture Elite Member

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    Granted. You're omnipotent. But not omniscient, so you have no clue how to use your power
    Hes back but leaves for milk after about 20 minutes
     
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    Not again :(
     
  20. Lucifere

    Lucifere Angel of Rebellion Elite Member

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    New daddy I'm the only one who thinks that's somehow... :cmonbruh:
     

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