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Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by xnyx, May 19, 2016.

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  1. xnyx

    xnyx Active Member

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    Are you a fart? Because you blew me away ;)


    Post your favorite pick up lines, ^that was the one I thought of atm^ lets see y'alls inner cheesiness~
     
    xnyx, May 19, 2016
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    NOT SURE IF EVERYONE WILL GET THIS BUT ITS SOAINSMAKSKDKKSD EW
     
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  3. ReaDaeyn

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    You see a shooting star? Because I do. You wanna make my dreams come true?
     
    ReaDaeyn, May 20, 2016
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    You wanna who's amazing and beautiful? Read the first word again ;)
    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in :oops:
     
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    F_CK.... what's missing is U :p
     
    Bago2, May 20, 2016
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    Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.
     
    Ianjuro, May 20, 2016
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    How about an anti pick-up line

    Daaaaaamn gurl, are you a fire detector?
    Cuz you're really friggin loud and annoying
     
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    Ianjuro R>AVALANCHE Epic Member

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    Know the difference between Jesus and you?
    Jesus only got nailed once.
     
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  10. RPG_Neko

    RPG_Neko Retired 2015 player Super Likable Wiki Contributor Epic Member

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    Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
     
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    I have 2 is that fine?

    1.Hey girl nice skirt.
    Whats the drop rate?

    2. Hey girl do u like sao? Because u have a lot of (plot) holes to be filled
     
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    I used that pickup line on my wall post XD
     
    RPG_Neko, May 20, 2016
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    Damnit i knew someone would have gotten it first XD
     
    Silvarin, May 20, 2016
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  14. xnyx

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    I have a really bad joke about shooting stars X)
     
    xnyx, May 20, 2016
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    Komibii [TITLE] Elite Member

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    You don't need a pickup line, you just need to run around like Naruto.
     
    Komibii, May 20, 2016
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    Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

    Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
     
    ViPR, May 20, 2016
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    Good thing i brought my library card,
    Cause im checkin you out !
     
    Peiro, May 20, 2016
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    [Person A]You remind me of the ocean...
    [Person B]Because I have such romantic beauty and grace?
    [Person A]No. You make me sick :P
     
    ÐarkMatter, May 20, 2016
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  19. xnyx

    xnyx Active Member

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    If I was an enzyme, I'd be Helicase so I can unzip your genes.
     
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    xnyx, May 20, 2016
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  20. ÐarkMatter

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    [Insert gender], are you my appendix? Because you're giving me a weird feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out ;)
     
    ÐarkMatter, May 20, 2016
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